Church Humor

Church Sign One-liners

Were these ever used on church signs? We don't know, but they sure could be!

          "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1"

"Under same management for over 2000 years"

"Soul food served here"

 

"Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!"

"You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving"

"Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!"

"Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"

"Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are"

"Life has many choices, For Eternity, two. What's yours?"

"Seven days without prayer makes one weak"

"No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!"

"Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due"

"A person's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash"

"Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible"

"It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees"

"A clear conscience makes a soft pillow"

"The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday"

"Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive"

"Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings"

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams"

"Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!"

"If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard"

"To belittle is to be little"

"God answers kneemail"